I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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