What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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