He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Randomize
