y did u give ur computer a hand job?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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