but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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