I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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