when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
