dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I want to make a zoo with you.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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