and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
no, he came in my armpit
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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