Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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