ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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