she was so not down for the gang bang
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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