I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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