i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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