i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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