Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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