what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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