Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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