god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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