He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
im on a boat
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