spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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