Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm both gender and math confused
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