3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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