As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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