i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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