what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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