Your tits are I can't wait for
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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