One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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