plz talk dirty to me
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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