the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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