But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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