I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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