I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
