Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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