? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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