i may or may not be watching the land before time
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Mom said you looked used
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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