Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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