Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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