well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just come out here and I will go home with you...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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