I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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