we have officially lost it.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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