If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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