Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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