If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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