omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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