We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
