Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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