it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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