are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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