its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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