is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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