Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
